Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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