I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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