But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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