I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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