Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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