Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
