now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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