she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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