And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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