We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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