haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just had sex on a roof
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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