A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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