I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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