no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize