They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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