you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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