His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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