So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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