Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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