Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
