no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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