She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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