He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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