it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
bring money and cleavage
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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