DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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