How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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