Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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