Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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