and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If I die, sorry about rent.
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