D3 body, D1 cock
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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