ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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