We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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