D3 body, D1 cock
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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