Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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