I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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