He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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