why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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