About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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