So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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