Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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