brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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