if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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