take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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