gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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