dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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