I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
