Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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