I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do plants get herpes?
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