I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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