Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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