Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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