mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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