check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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